Well, I ve never had the chance to shake a money maker
It s all Greek to me
I never seem to do the right thing
So it might bring me the mustard seed
I ve even tried to change my looks
I bought all the books
But it s always the same in the end
Those women just chew me up
Then they spit me out
Then they chew me up again
But I ve found an angel
She s got the cure
All that I ve been praying for

I ve got a pleasure appointment
Cashing in the chips and I m going to
A pleasure appointment with you

Now I usually put some gin
Where my hope had been
But this time ain t the same
Because we both got the infection
And the ancient connection
Is running through our veins
Ain t nothing like that kindred feeling
That s so appealing
When you re all alone
I m never gonna take those steps
cause she s my Juliet
she s all my own
I got an angel
And she s got the cure
All that I ve been praying for

I got a pleasure appointment
I m cashing in the chips
And I m going to
A pleasure appointment with you

Now it s just about her time to surface
And serve my purpose
I hate the in between
It s so good to just be sitting here
In the whack job chair
Reading whack job magazine
I ll just keep coming up with problems
And if she thinks that she can solve them
I ll just come up with some more
As long as they can keep me here
In the whack job chair
With the one that I adore
I ve found an angel
And she s got the cure
All that I ve been praying for

I ve got a pleasure appointment
Cashing in the chips
And I m going to
A pleasure appointment with you